The Empire Eukarya

orthodoxwaffle:

Just started reading a manga called “otokonoko-wa-maid-fuku-ga-osuki” (which google refuses to translate and recognizes as Basque)

When suddenly

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my kokoro goes dokidoki and i relapse into a weeb right after getting my one-year coin.

Still not sure if it’s an ero-manga or not but i’m hooked.

This manga is nothing but near-nsfw fanservice

orthodoxwaffle:

My new shoes

reblogging because i can

orthodoxwaffle:

My new shoes

reblogging because i can

orthodoxwaffle:

thecosmosknowsitself:


Map of porn: most searched term on porn sites.

Oh my god Idaho, really?

Vermont watches the crash-pad series and Kentucky’s a fucking cheapskate
(why are Hawaiians so interested in asians?)

also, here’s the website. You can look up other contries and individuals states

orthodoxwaffle:

thecosmosknowsitself:

Map of porn: most searched term on porn sites.

Oh my god Idaho, really?

Vermont watches the crash-pad series and Kentucky’s a fucking cheapskate

(why are Hawaiians so interested in asians?)

also, here’s the website. You can look up other contries and individuals states

orthodoxwaffle:

New number sticker

number, gdi

orthodoxwaffle:

New number sticker

number, gdi

orthodoxwaffle:

I made one. Making the spongebob banner template took forever!

orthodoxwaffle:

I made one. Making the spongebob banner template took forever!

orthodoxwaffle:

I made one. Making the spongebob banner template took forever!

orthodoxwaffle:

I made one. Making the spongebob banner template took forever!

orthodoxwaffle:

I made one. Making the spongebob banner template took forever!

orthodoxwaffle:

I made one. Making the spongebob banner template took forever!

The Mandarin
I used to keep a coral reef tank with one of these little things. They’re a pain to feed as they only eat live copepods but they so slow the other fish eat them all first.
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The Mandarin

I used to keep a coral reef tank with one of these little things. They’re a pain to feed as they only eat live copepods but they so slow the other fish eat them all first.

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surrealmadrid:

This is a tardigrade, also known as a”water bear” or “moss piglet.” It is probably the coolest fucking microscopic life form that you’ve never heard of. Besides looking like miniature, animatronic gummy bears, tardigrades can live at temperatures close to absolute zero. Before you Google what absolute zero is, it’s -459.67 degrees Fahrenheit (lol no parenthetical Celsius conversion for the rest of the world haha). That’s pretty fucking cold. Anyways, tardigrades are tiny little living things that eat shit inside of mosses and whatnot. They can survive in any environment (including outer space), are able to go without water for up to 10 years, and are like a million bajillion years old (they originated in the Cretaceous period for you kids that understand whatever that means).

BAM, TARDIGRADES.

Portuguese Man O War (AKA Bluebottle)
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Despite its outward appearance, the man o’ war is not a jellyfish but a siphonophore, which differs from jellyfish in that it is not actually a single creature, but a colonial organism made up of many minute individuals called zooids. Each of these zooids is highly specialized, and, although structurally similar to other solitary animals, they are attached to one another and physiologically integrated to the extent that they are incapable of independent survival.

Portuguese Man O War (AKA Bluebottle)

Full Resolution Image URL: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c3/Portuguese_Man-O-War_%28Physalia_physalis%29.jpg

Despite its outward appearance, the man o’ war is not a jellyfish but a siphonophore, which differs from jellyfish in that it is not actually a single creature, but a colonial organism made up of many minute individuals called zooids. Each of these zooids is highly specialized, and, although structurally similar to other solitary animals, they are attached to one another and physiologically integrated to the extent that they are incapable of independent survival.